Friday Funny: Help Wanted Signs

“We all know times are tough. So many people are unemployed, underemployed or underpaid, that any available job can look like a golden opportunity. That is, unless it’s one of these….”                                                …

“SORRY I’M LATE, BUT…”

Just when you thought you’d heard it all — employees getting locked in the car trunk, dogs swallowing cell phones, and Botox appointments taking longer than expected — the results of CareerBuilder’s 2011 survey on employees’ unusual excuses for arriving late to work is here! Here are 2011′s most unusual (and very candid) excuses for…